Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
they need to just BURY HIM!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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