dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I got inside last night via doggy door
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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