just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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