I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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