dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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