Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
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Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on