Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(269): View more from Michigan

I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu

(269): View more from Michigan

Bendover

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.

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(765): View more from Indiana

There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.

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(309): View more from Illinois

I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.

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(818): View more from California

I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.

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(740): View more from Ohio

his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis

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(859): View more from Kentucky

How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?

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(253): View more from Washington

You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus

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(563): View more from Iowa

Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic

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