After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire