plz talk dirty to me
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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