Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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