IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Randomize
