quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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