We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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