is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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