what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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