i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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