Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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