Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
