Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
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When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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