thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
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He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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