I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
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I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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