Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.