When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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