Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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