You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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