new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Enjoy the penises
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
