What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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