Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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