He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
