college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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