Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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