so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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