I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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