Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.