I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
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What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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