do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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