Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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