Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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