Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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