And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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