Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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