sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
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You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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