that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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