yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
