with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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