Will you blow on my dice?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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