when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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