the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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