the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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