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say what?
wanna hang out?
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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