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Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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