Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
We were destined to go to rehab together
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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