bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
My vagina just recognized that song.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
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