Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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