return my video game
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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