She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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