YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Every concussion has its silver lining
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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