There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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