Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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