apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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