Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
and you fell through a lawn chair
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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